God

A figment of the imagination; myth or metaphor to explain situations which ignorant people cannot handle

Santa Clause is a child's form of god.

by athiests_rule June 3, 2003

god

one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home.

God is just an average, omnipotent human being.

by RogerMoore January 10, 2008

god

The Source of all creation. God is Love, the most powerfull force in all the universe. God is the hider in the cosmic game of hide-and-seek. He-She-It does not judge any part (person) of creation, does not take sides in human conflict, or require any religeous representation.Most of what you have heard about God are lies meant to keep you powerless, and under the control of the governments or religeous power structures of the world. You are the child of God, equal in every way to anyone you can think of-no better or worse. Please seek out God today, He-She-It is genuinely eager to hear from you.

God, this place is a mess, what can I do to make things better?

by Eric Veresh December 9, 2008

God

the creator who is all too eager to point the finger at us for being bad creations. we will be punished and sent to hell to burn in agony forever and ever. but he loves us!!!

i used to be god's lap dog but after getting smacked with the rolled up newspaper too many times i just sulk and gnash my teeth at children.

by justin the magnificent June 9, 2003

god

it's dog spelled backwards.

God is dog spelled backwards!

by Meepster March 28, 2015

God

Fictional character who is believed, by far too many, to have created the universe. This of course is bullshit. To create the universe you must be omnipotent. To be omnipotent you must be omniscient. You cannot be both omniscient & omnipoten. Therefore God is non-existent.

It has been statistically proven that the higher one's IQ, the less likely they are to believe in God.

by Church Burner August 3, 2007

god

God, the eternal father, who loves us and dies on the cross for us, he loves us all no matter what we have done. He is the one and only, the alpha and omega, and the first and the last, We can have eternal life if we believe in christ jesus as our savior and our rock...how else u think we got here?? JUst fell out teh sky??
john 3:16

for god so loved the word that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him shall not parish but have eternal life!

by me March 24, 2005