Cyrus's definitions

salvia

Legal to own, sell, purchase. Somewhat cheap. Very potent. Think of it as 10x as strong as acid, and 10x as short a trip.

Salvia is...legal, and shit.

by cyrus May 8, 2003

mst3k

An abbreviation for "pure comical genius". I reccomend Hobgoblins, Manos, and Godzilla vs Megalon.

*crazy "monster" servant named Torgo stumbles across screen and has extremely large knees under his pants*
"Ehh...thats not how you wear your Depends, Torgo"..

by cyrus May 8, 2003

dickrider

Somebody that isn't true to something and is only in it because it's the in thing.
It can be sports, music or TV.

Most San Francisco Giants fans are dickriding faggots because they don't know anything about the team.

by Cyrus December 10, 2004

Nog

To puke.

Oh man, i'm gonna nog.

by Cyrus May 8, 2003

god

The Creator of the Universe and all the things in it including you and me! He sent his son, Jesus Christ to die on the cross for OUR sins, yet we tend to forget this act of sacrifice as easily as we tend to forget how weak we truly are. God's love is awesome and surrounds us each and every day of our sinful lives; is always welcoming to us in spite of how undeserving we really are.

by Cyrus February 26, 2003

Hippopotawrinkle

When your chicken strips from the vons bakery/deli getr those really crispy ends so you can't even bite into them.

1:Did you finish your chicken strips?

2:No i couldn't eat the hippopotawrinkles.

by Cyrus November 13, 2004

hermit

A person incapable of, or unwilling to socialise with other people. They will often spend an unnatural, possibly harmful amount of time in exclusion.

Get a life you lonely hermit

by Cyrus July 19, 2004