God

Someone who takes credit for all good things that happen but denies liability for all bad things that happen.

Scientist: Hey everyone I found a cure for cancer!

Christian: Praise the lord for curing cancer though this man!

Scientist: But didn't god create cancer in the first place?

Christian: Erm... Free will... Noahs ark... Blame the gays!!

by JesusChristRulezz April 15, 2014