When someone in the workplace is absolutely hopeless and offers no real value except for ridicule. They are so bad that the poor English speakers refer to him as Duncan (dumb cunt).
by Spudcentric June 15, 2025
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Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.
A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.
When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.
When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.
He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.
Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.
When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.
Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).
The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.
A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.
When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.
When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.
He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.
Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.
When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.
Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).
The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Duncan "Bush"stead is a rare. And if you are lucky enough to cross paths with one, he is someone you will never forget. He leaves a lasting impact that will settle in your heart, where it will stay.
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Get the Duncle mug.Someone from Duncan, BC who is a total retard do you combine the word together with the city of Duncan. It usually refers to the people who sleep with you then get mad when you pay their cab fare home or let them stay the night because they’re super sketch.
Adam: I had this Dunctard over last night and he yelled at me because he had to walk home because he was too cheap to get a cab. And I don’t let guys stay over who give fake names.
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Get the Sputtering Duncan mug.To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).
Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'
Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.
Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'
Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.
Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
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