Spudcentric's definitions

Brown Davis

When you're wiping your bum after poos and the toilet paper breaks and you get poo on your finger.

We only buy 3 ply toilet paper in this house. Guaranteed no brown davis.

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

Brown Davis

When you withdraw after anal and you have some poo on your dick.

So I was slamming her anal stylze and when I pulled out she gave me the Brown Davis!!

by Spudcentric May 29, 2025

Duncan

When someone in the workplace is absolutely hopeless and offers no real value except for ridicule. They are so bad that the poor English speakers refer to him as Duncan (dumb cunt).

What did Duncan do this time?

by Spudcentric June 15, 2025