Cunchies

instead of having the munchies, its having the crave to eat pussy

damn, i'm having major cunchies right now, where the pussy at?

by natedoggggggggggggggggggggggg January 2, 2012

CRUNCHBLORT

A specialized version of blort. Used when something implodes and makes a blorting sound accompanied by the crunching of an innocent's bones.

Bob: hey, look at this neat site they put up at tubgirl.com.
Other guy: *CRUNCHBLORT*

by Katsudo June 29, 2003

Cinchona

A deformed churro. Usually filled with cream of a variety of flavors. Only sold in Atlanta.

Duuuude, you've gotta try a cinchona!

by Kosuuke July 15, 2011

crap cruncher

Another term for a homosexual male

"That guy is definately a crap cruncher..."

by Kunstable January 11, 2008

Colbert Cruncher

(n.) A sandwich made of two Pringles with whipped cream in the middle as seen on The Colbert Report.

-"Hey, man. I stopped at the store. I got some Pringles and Cool Whip."

-"Sweet! Let's make some Colbert Crunchers!"

by JordanFromHillbillyHell March 31, 2010

Malarky Nuget Crunch

A delicious part of this well balanced breakfast.

Mmmm... This Malarky Nuget Crunch is great!
Pass me the Malarky Nuget Crunch!

by lokijki January 26, 2008

cut a crunch

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

by GavinT March 19, 2008