crotch tube 

From a delirious drunk pot head asking for water. The tube is actually the bottle that holds your drink, and in a car with no cup holders you will hold that tube in your crotch, hence the definition crotch tube

"were getting drunk using crotch tubes tonight bra"

"My crotch tube holds more rum than your crotch tube"

crotch tube by Dangerousdavis August 11, 2008

Crotch Cam 

A video/picture shot giving a view of someone's crotch. (Clothed)

"Haha, that video was definitely shot using a crotch cam."

Crotch Cam by JANANDREA! March 28, 2009

Crotch damp 

The point in which the crotch area of pants is still damp when taken out of the dryer.

I rushed to take my pants out of the dryer for the interview, unfortunately they were crotch damp.

Crotch damp by Arcanium December 20, 2008

crotch corn 

When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.

"The cinemark is all out of buckets, I guess I'm going to have crotch corn."

crotch corn by Blue Jam November 16, 2009

crotch top 

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.

Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"

crotch top by keVIInXI February 18, 2011

Crotch Rot

A nasty, musty smell coming from a vagina. Depending on the person, it can be a very arousing smell: much like a natural pheromone.

Damn, Kathy, I can smell your crotch rot all the way from over here!!

Crotch Rot by kathyberthy April 18, 2017

crotch rocket

a very hard male sexual organ

you've got a sexy crotch rocket, can i touch it?

crotch rocket by Qwerty April 16, 2004