travel crank

The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.

I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.

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The Crank

A spasm that attacks young men aged 12-18, those who “Crank” average around 5-10 cranks per 5 minutes.

“Look he’s cranking it”
“That was a aggressive crank”
“OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE CRANK”

The Crank by NúzNation January 8, 2020

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A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.

Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!

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When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

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when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock

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When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her

Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter

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