beer googles

A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.

"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."

by Sauron974 June 6, 2005

Beer Flute

A drinking game based around making a whistle-like sound from blowing onto the top of your beer bottle.

Each person starts out with a long sip, then the person with the highest pitch (drank the least) needs to set the new low pitch by drinking. This person then blows into their bottle to give the other players the new pitch, and solely based on the sound of the pitch, the other players must then chug and attempt to match the new low pitch. After the chug, everyone playing blows into their bottle and the player with the highest pitch needs to set the new standard, and you're on your way!
If at any time the new standard is the finishing of the bottle, all players must finish their beers to win. Anyone who does not finish in one chug loses.

Many find Beer Flute to be a great game because of its musicality, and its ability to become more versatile (and more fun) with more players.

"Hey dude, you want to play a round of Beer Flute?"
"Beer Flute? That's the best game ever!"

by Chad69 May 19, 2009

Shower beer

An alcoholic beverage one consumes while cleansing himself/herself.

Before getting dressed, while pregaming, Wally economically uses his time to shower and booze at the same time consuming his "shower beer".

by Mel March 12, 2004

Beer Pool

A beer pool is a pool filled with beer that is great for parties because usually anyone who goes into the pool becomes drunk and no one even cares that the pool is full of everyone's filth because it is a fucking amazing party with this beer pool

Peter's party is going to have a beer pool which means plenty of beer drenched titties

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

not all beer and skittles

not entirely pleasant(skittles refers to a bowling type game played in taverns during the 1800s)

Most immigrants learn that life is not all beer and skittles when they arrive in the US.

by Light Joker March 27, 2006

beer nuts

Small bowl full of peanuts available at most fine bars, which have been contaminated thouroughly by urine, feces and snot due to lack of handwashing and bowl rotation.

I reached into the bowl of beernuts and found a nice, moist peanut.

by WillowSchnell May 20, 2005

Beer

The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.

"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."

by Give Me Beer Right Fucking Now June 27, 2008