Whore Bed

When a mattress is left unmade without sheets and the owner still sleeps in it.

Is that a whore bed in her picture? Bitch needs some sheets.

by yumbigbabe November 4, 2018

Bed Heels

High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.

My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him

by TayBoop September 1, 2023

bed art

In a term of fucking the opposite sex while wearing body paint

"Hey baby u wanna do bed art tonight."

by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017

Bed Back

Having a extremly sore back, due to long periods of time spent in bed, Likely hungover

I have terrible bed back from this weekend.

by J Morri June 22, 2020

bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.

After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.

by Tcwilly June 8, 2020

Bed Jelly

A substance that’s in your bed

I walked in on my mom cleaning up some bed jelly

by Bed Jelly March 3, 2019

bed count

Something douchebags claim exist even though it doesn't.

1:I want to fuck that girl.
2:No. her bed count is too high.
1:Go fuck yourself.

by Joe The Autistic March 13, 2016