Definitions by TayBoop

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

Top Gear Maths by TayBoop March 14, 2025

SPADed 

The act of a train passing a red signal without permission. Stands for Signal Passed At Danger.

Dave is such a moron, he hasn't been allowed near our engines since he SPADed last week.

SPADed by TayBoop December 27, 2023

Bed Heels 

High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.

My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him

Bed Heels by TayBoop September 1, 2023