TayBoop's definitions

SPADed

The act of a train passing a red signal without permission. Stands for Signal Passed At Danger.

Dave is such a moron, he hasn't been allowed near our engines since he SPADed last week.

by TayBoop December 27, 2023

Bed Heels

High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.

My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him

by TayBoop September 1, 2023

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025