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Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.
Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
Americans: *sweating*

AMEXican 

A member of an elite fighting group known as AMEX. This group plays Mafia Wars. They are one of the newest and fastest groups to reach the top 10 clans / groups listed in Facebook. A member of this group, is of the highest regard in the Mafia Wars gaming community.
Have you ever played Mafia Wars ?

Yes, I play that game, I thought I was strong too, until I went up against an AMEXican.
AMEXican by A Blessed Man January 1, 2011
A standard of excellence that can rarely be achieved.
Josh will never reach Amel status.
Amel by The Great Amel October 8, 2008

american pie 

a movie about sex. the movie itself is softcore porn.
I watched American Pie and jacked off to Nadia's titties in that one part.
american pie by kaci November 26, 2004

fucking america

a term used by someone who hates america or americans

(in other words, the entire world outside of america)
i hate fucking america!

fucking americans! they think they're so awsome, but really they're just fucking ameican
fucking america by Scottish Mafia January 23, 2011

American Badass

Noun) Someone who is such a badass to the extent of not caring for their surroundings and present audience. They are known to swear profusely regardless of their company and do health-risking things such as smoke just to look cool. An American Badass does not necessarily have to be American. This can be used to compliment someone in the highest regards by simply calling them an American Badass.

The wardrobe of an American Badass typically consists of a headband/bandanna of some sort. A sleeveless denim jacket that they may have ripped the sleeves off during a bar-fight. Leather pants acquired from killing a man. Fingerless gloves that expose the fingers so that one can properly give the finger in. The boots of an American Badass are always made from the finest cowhide/leather.
Sonny: Yeah, fuck that bitch.
Brandon: What an American Badass!

Amy: You guys were horrible at the renaissance rally.
Sonny: What are you, an American Badass?