Nut

"Nut", slang term for "Cost of living", popularized by the South Park episode "Got a Nut" (S27E2)

Banker: “it appears you've got about an $8,000 a month nut.”
Mr. Mackey: “$8,000 a month? I didn’t know my nut was so big!”

by eunemes August 8, 2025

Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022

nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

No nut november

U can't beat your meat Bro

Matty- Ey Bro i'm gonna beat my meat
Ellon- Noo Bro u can't its No nut november

by No Nutting Novembering November 3, 2021

hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.

"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"

by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017

Cocos nut

Whenever you Stick a coconut into a girls butthole and finish inside said coconut

Bro I just did the cocos nut inside this girl

by The-MudPuddler November 3, 2021

Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.

Bro the left nut is so strong

by hitlers dad February 23, 2022