Michiel Vanden Boer

An awesome guy, can get every girl or boy he wants to fuck shitless.

Male: Omg, there walks Michiel Vanden Boer! I'm not gay but holy fuck..

by TDarkShadow June 8, 2017

Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

Glass Vadge

A woman who puts things made of glass up her vagina for masturbatory purposes or otherwise. When the glass breaks, she blames the dog for leaving glass in her bed, which adheres to her labia, prompting her to tell everyone about the glass in her vagina, which the dog did, not her.

Glass Vadge is blaming the dog for the glass in her vadge again.

by Samantha Norris October 15, 2017

carlos valdes

Is a really hot guy mostly known for The Flash as Cisco, where he plays a super hot , cute and smart nerd who loves to give villains names

Ohh btw THIS GUY CAN SING , and ohhh boiiiii he knows what his doing ..

Me: OmG The Flash is starting I have to watch it

* also me:* only focusing on Cisco (Carlos Valdes) and don't even care what is happening to Barry(aka Flash)
\{^~^}/

by Jamjamisdead October 17, 2017

Darth Vaded

Cornered in a party by a powerfully boring slow talking person.

I was Darth Vaded by a slow talking asthmatic born again Christian while waiting for my mates to arrive at the party.

by Scrubby-dog September 7, 2018

Darth Vaded

Trapped by a powerfully slow talking bore at a party.

While waiting for my mates to arrive at the party I was Darth Vaded by an asthmatic accountant who described to me in detail his hobby of collecting different types of string. - he had collected a lot.

by Scrubby-dog September 7, 2018

Nathandeep Valdezreet

Minimum wage mgdonalds worker who lives paycheque to paycheque, who uses his paycheque within the first hour on hypebeast clothing. some would say he's disabled.

Hey look we found a nathandeep valdezreet lets show him our bank accounts.

by Your Buddyy 200 May 21, 2019