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Michiel is the definition of awesome! (if you are a girl search someone who's name is Michiel because he is acctractive AF and has the largest dick in the universe). When he comes around you will feel a 100% better!
Oh look! it's Michiel. we're gonna have a good night together
Michiel by Jesuiskaasomnom November 30, 2016
One who is godly strong, majestically powerfull. Generally have very large testies. Can break a bitch in bed.
Michiel broke her last night
MICHIEL by bigballedmofo January 18, 2009
He is the biggest sussy baka on the planet.
Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: that’s Michiel, he likes to act super sus.
Michiel by Maxamst November 21, 2021

Michiel Vanden Boer 

An awesome guy, can get every girl or boy he wants to fuck shitless.
Male: Omg, there walks Michiel Vanden Boer! I'm not gay but holy fuck..

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Majestic Michael 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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