cornered 

when all of the good weed smokers smoke to preserve greens for everyone but still get zeus-fucked blazed!

Eric Jones never cornered a damn bowl!

cornered by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010

Cornered 

(v.) During golf match play, when a golfer forces his or her opponent to make their next shot to tie the hole.

Jordan Spieth is cornered by Tiger Woods.

Cornered by Golfer N May 15, 2018

cornered 

To bump/crash into a corner; somehow hurt yourself with the edge of furniture (usually).

P1: OWWW!!
P2: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Pi: I just cornered myself! x.x

cornered by Amrita R. March 12, 2006

Cornered 

Overly cautious self quarantine of potential corona virus even though it’s only a cold doing the rounds from work or that sore throat from the overly air conditioned plane you just caught which may or may not have had someone with corona virus on.

He cornered himself, what a nightmare. Turns out was just a bit of early hay fever.

Cornered by Crafty-Cockney March 6, 2020

Cornered and Cornholed 

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

Cornered and Cornholed by Belinski November 3, 2018

Cornered Lesbian 

A manic female (typically wearing a sweater vest). She is most commonly found sitting in a corner.

"Look at that cornered lesbian's vest"
"Look at that scared girl in the corner wearing a vest, she must be a cornered lesbian."

Cornered Lesbian by faggytitties April 5, 2022

Cornered Babe 

It's a term used by or to describe a woman who is yet unaware or already feels she is not getting the attention she deserves from a man she is seeing, dating, ... when it is obvious the man should be on his knees begging for her attention, instead he's putting himself on a pedestal and making her feel worthless, insecure, insignificant, disposable... If she is not yet aware of this, her friends probably hope that one day she wakes up and thinks, 'wait a minute', I'm more witty, intellectual, younger, sexier than him', I can get a man much better than You. You should be proud and thankful to have me on your arm, kneel for you, in your bed, give you any attention at all ... and you're not, you're so inflated with your own self that you're unable to appreciate the gem you've got... or had'...

A cornered Babe is someone who is not aware or just become aware that she's in a connection to a douchebag... someone not worthy of her kindness, beauty and intelligence.

a sexy young woman is in a connection to a 15 year older man ... she's sexy, good looking, he's kinda average looking (if you wanna be kind about it) with an average sized cock. She showers him with poetry and gifts, he never gives her any gift being emotional or actual... except for pics of his cock, which isn't much of a gift, except for maybe the gift of assuring the expectations aren't too erm, big. Then one day she wakes up from her self imposed state of irrational devotion and goes 'wait a minute, I'm the babe in his corner here' she closes her eyes and imagines Patrick Swayze pulling her out of his corner and dancing in front of her douchebag's nose. She was a 'CORNERED BABE' but no more...!

Cornered Babe by dirty dancing babe November 2, 2009