Day Two

The opposite of Day One. A company, friendship, or life that was once young and full of potential but is now in stasis. Decline always follows.

You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.

by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017

Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.

Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

by baggers October 6, 2017

Two weeker

Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks

“Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”

by MechanicSchool2251 March 4, 2018

Two-zone

1. A girl that rates low on A scale of one to ten, but is fuckable

2. a synonym for "not cool"

3. short for "that's what she said"/ "thats what he said"

1. "she may only be a 2 but im desperate" "two-zone :-("

2. "someone stole my pot.... two zone"

3. "i cant get it in!" "two-zone!"

by project noir July 6, 2011

two bagger

A girl so ugly you put two bags over her head just in case the first one falls off.

"Look at that two-bagger"

by BanderaIVVI January 19, 2005

Two-Piece

In the Gears of War video game series the act of getting hit with a Melee (B button) and then a quick shot either aimed or blind fired.

"I swear to god all these n00bz ever do is two-piece.

by Ormsbee August 14, 2009

forty-two

The age where your usefulness to society begins to diminish.

Some enlightened tribes in Africa kill or abandon members of the tribe that are 42 years old to preserve resources.

by Anonymous October 8, 2002