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Shatterbrown

When you poop yourself and you can feel it starts to drip while you stand up and it runs down your leg and and when you walk more shit comes out and it looks like minced meat
Person 1: Fuck, I had a Shatterbrown right now
Everyone: *runs*
by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019
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Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.
Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!
by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019
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Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces
OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere
by Cloutos November 26, 2019
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Shatter

To absolutely kill a girl in sex with an abnormally large penis.
It turned out my boyfriend has an strangely big dick so he shattered me.
by Pig Bacon_Pkachu_1_yass December 6, 2019
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Shatteronied

When someone hasn’t slept for days
Leon-“omg did you see Finn today he had jugs under his eyes like Lauren , he was shatteronied”
by Ugh oh poopy stinky October 18, 2019
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splattergasm

The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

Opposite of Splattergasp! The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.
John had a splattergasm when he was able to reheat all of his leftovers without making a mess in the microwave oven!
by Emory Forest October 25, 2019
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scattertude

When a person has got attitude or is upset by something then "scatters" throws all their belongings of objects about.
My wife got upset with me and then trashed the room. She had proper Scattertude
by Bagsy45 November 3, 2019
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