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Ascends the Patrick

When something good or funny happens.
It really ascends the Patrick when grandma makes me cookies.
by NoScopeDatPope May 26, 2022
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Cale Patrick

by Mommasboi69 October 11, 2019
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Liam Patrick

The sweetest hottest looking guy if you see him be ready to pass out do to his charming looks. Liam is the cutest baseball player ever known to man he’s either a player gay or gets no one but you may be the lucky forever one I know I wish I am he’s always running late but that doesn’t stop him from getting good grades. Liam Patrick is the closest thing you can get to the embodiment of hotness I hope someday he can be mine
Girl 1- Did you see that catcher he’s a total Liam Patrick

Girl 2- Back off I need him
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Patrick Peterson

The Top shutdown cornerback in the NFL. He will ruin any recievers day. It's very hard to catch a pass when within 100 feet of this man.
Ben: You haven't caught one ball I've thrown to you today.
Antonio: Well... I am being covered by Patrick Peterson.
by FBKing100 May 30, 2016
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Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
I Patrick Shwavyed so bad, when I found out that I was bullying a dead person's twin
by lolpussydeep December 17, 2019
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Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 19, 2023
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