nancer

The sexiest man you'll ever meet.

Probably ur sugardaddy

'Have you seen nancer today? He's looking hella sexy, he's gonna attract all the ladies, enbys and fem guys!'

by nancer August 19, 2021

booze nanny

A device which disables vehicle use when the operator fails a test, which failure indicates the operator has consumed more than a certain amount of ethanol. More formally referenced in the US by the acronym "BAIID" (="Blood Alcohol Ignition Interlock Device"). The test is currently usually a breath sample analyzed by a fuel-cell.

"I blew my booze nanny, and she falsed on me, so I'm running down the road with my horn honking and my lights flashing. Hope nobody takes it personal and shoots me."

by BAIID Probationer May 9, 2008

Cyber Nanny

Tool that can be used to block or limit access to websites such as parental controls or corporate IT controls. Can also be a verb as in to cyber nanny by blocking access to websites

Dude! Check out the video of the humping monkeys on YouTube.

Can't, dude. The company has a Cyber Nanny and blocks any site like that.

by JanevonMises December 9, 2009

Net Nanny

1. A software 2. A website or app that is used to monitor children.

DAD!!!!!! Why did you install Net Nanny!! I'm a big kid, not a bad kid Dad: You searched up swear words in the last week Child: But I learned my lesson. But you didn't DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you disable Minecraft?, that's my favorite game!!! Dad: It's too violent, the age rating is 7 to 9 plus, you are 4 years old. Kid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! So we're cancelling the Minecraft Class? Dad: Yes.

by Chubbyface February 21, 2021

hoo ha nanny

1. a bunch of mularky;
2. replacement for such curse words as bullshit, shit or big load of shit.
3. a female body part, coochie snorcher, vag.

Def 1. "Yeah, I told him that's a bunch of hoo ha nanny."
2: i.e."That's a bunch of hoo ha nanny!"
Def 4: "Yeah Liz, I have to go the ol' crank and scrape, something is going on with my hoo ha nanny."

by M Mularky Reed August 1, 2008

Get da nanny bag

When you were promised a lump sum of money but the cheque bounce and the government giving you the run around.

Lighty asked: "Did the plane crash with the coke yet?"
Salty said: "It een looking good, get da nanny bag!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 27, 2021

poo nanny

a household domestic worker with specific duties. in very wealthy homes, children are often assigned nannies for certain tasks, such as dressing, going out, or school. the poo nanny is employed specifically to children being potty trained. her skills ease a child's entry to the world of toilet usage, and good poo nannies are worth every penny they earn.

mater: oh dear, i think we need to arrange for a poo nanny for junior, dear. how else will he become toilet trained?
pater: quite so, quite so, my dear. i'll call the agency first thing in the morning. and now, i must return to the factory and lay off a few dozen workers and transfer their duties to our southeast asian plant.
mater: you're such a capitalist swine!!
pater: that's why you married me, remember?
mater: of course!! i nearly forgot!!
junior: momma poopie panties yucky gooey
mater: oh for christ's sake the little bastard just shit his god-damned pants again!!
pater: oh, take another valium, bitch, and get his ass upstairs to his bathroom!! and change your clothes before you come back downstairs; i don't want you smelling like toddler poop.

by the one and only earpuller June 18, 2006