Lake Oswego

A pseudo-yuppie conservative wanna-be elite village which tries to isolate itself from the rest of the world by inflating "market value" and priding itself for having very few black people. There is a small majority of folks that look frighteningly pale with blue eyes and blond hair. In fact it is not surprising to see large families dressed exactly the same, with the same blank stare on their faces.

The biggest issue facing Lake Oswego at the moment is the building of a tram which will make it easier for the middle class and other undesirables to freely move in and out of the city. And that convenience is feared will lead to some one making less than 50K a year to find a place to live there, which will mean raising the already falsely inflated "market value" that the city is so famous for.

The city is also known for its bizarre, unwritten driving laws and its citizens sense of entitlement.

Lake Oswego is the perfect place to observe the absurd. You are guaranteed a hilarious time people watching there. Just go into the Starbucks at the Safeway on A Street and you can experience the worst of the so-called "upper classes" whilst enjoying a mocha.

Lake Oswego is proof that money does not necessarily mean "class."

When four people approach a 4-way stop intersection, the person that gets to go first is the person that drives the most expensive car.

If you have had botox recently, drivers are encouraged to have the rear-view mirror pointing at their faces, rather than the traffic behind them. This way they can see if there is any movement of their paralyzed faces at all.

And do not be alarmed when you see aforementioned botoxed old men trying to pick up young girls at the High School in their Hummers or Austin Martins: Orange, is a perfectly normal skin color in Lake Oswego.

by Mikey93 July 8, 2011

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Lake Forest

The 1st richest city in the world. A suburb north of Chicago, this is one of the best places in the country to live according to the federal government and several almanacs. It has police on every corner, a low crime rate, and very expensive clothing stores, places to shop, grocery stores, etc. To buy a small house in Lake Forest is at least $400,000. Don't plan on living here unless you want to be surrounded by materialistic people who will call you a poser if you wear etnies sweatshirts if you don't skateboard and smoke. This is truely the best city in the Chicago land area, with its low-class rivals, the people from Highlandpark, the druggies from Lake Bluff, Lake Forest is truely the best mix of all cultures, with a wide range of people from sluts to badasses, popular bitches to nerds, and goody goodies to rebels. The amount of people living in lots 8000 sqare feet or larger is almost 80% of the people, the public education teaches children 60% more of what other public schools in the Chicago land area do, although the material is harder and amount of homework is much larger. The most mansion-worthy streets in this wealthy city are Lake Road and Westminster. If you like diversity in races, this is not the place to be. 90% of all the people are white and christian/catholic. Residents here are 20% Greek, 18% German, 6% Swedish, 3% Colombian, 2% Serbian, 12% Mixed, 35% Polish, 4% Other.

When I become famous, I'm going to move to Lake Forest because their residents let the superstars live in peace, probably because their used to being accosiated with fame.

by Fed.Gov.Association House April 8, 2006

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puppy lake

That special place where old or unwanted pets are taken in order to expedite their trips to Puppy Heaven. The term is occasionally used as a metaphor to refer to other things that have outlived their welcome.

Grandpa is old and bitter and no longer enjoys living. I think it's time for him to go to puppy lake. Just sayin'.

by Hella_lame March 7, 2010

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The Lake

Lake Michigan, the largest and greatest lake in the United States and one of the largest freshwater lakes in the world. Chicago, Milwaukee, and Gary are the principal ports reveling in the austere beauty The Lake.

I hear there's a Bastille Days 5k run near The Lake on the 14th.

by Nelly of Greendale February 20, 2004

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Moses Lake

A town near the middle of Washington, where it doesn't rain, there aren't any naturaly green trees, there are no mountains near by and it smells as though a large herd of dead cows is rotting near by. The only thing it has going for it, is that it gets ridiculously hot and there is a lake, which attracts idiots from all over, who thinking wearing a cowboy hat makes them fit in, but at the same time they think there are male cows. Even though it smells and it is hot, it will always be better than Ephrata in the end.

Lets go hold our breathe in Moses Lake this weekend, so we can get sunburnt.

I was in Moses Lake and saw this cow with giant horns.

by Sam Wilderberry April 1, 2011

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