Liaket 

A creature who drifts by during the day but comes alive at night especially in wild environments such as "Slimelight".
It makes beautiful sounds which resemble Techno music with some gothic tinge to it. It loves food and especially enjoys ciders and dark beers from Germany.

It mainly resides in the UK but once every 2 years on average it migrates to Bavaria for short stays.

It is an extremely rare species! If you happen to run into a Liaket, make sure to treasure it as it is an extremely loyal creature!

Oh no! I just turned around for a split second and a Liaket snatched my Pretzel!

- What is that cool sound?
- It's a Liaket.

Liaket by Fuzzy Logik February 5, 2010

lickety piss 

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.

Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!

lickety piss by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010

lickety blue 

crazy, insane, daft, not right in the head.

If you think that you can get away with that, you must be lickety blue!

lickety blue by quicksdraws September 28, 2008

Liabetic 

Noun. Particularly overbearing and sanctimonious man who professes that he cannot eat pastry stuffs because of his blood sugar problems and then scarfs as many sugary things into his hypocritical gob as fast as he can when he thinks no one is looking

"Did Michael have a piece of that cake?"
"Yeah, he did."
"But I thought he was diabetic!"
"No, he's a liabetic."

Liabetic by CommanDOH! March 29, 2009

liabetes 

A transferrable disease relating to compulsive lying about any and all subjects. It is said there are 'carriers' of the liabetic gene spread amongst the general public.
Extensive research continues to cure these 'carriers' but thus far the research, based out of Dunedin and Ashburton, has been unsuccessful

Mark: "Hey bro you coming home for this holiday?"
Jason: "Oh nar man I'm staying down south with my mrs Tiff cos she cant get back to Tauranga"
Mark: "Dude you don't even have a girlfriend, this is just like yesterday when you told me you didn't know what a muscle hampster is.... i think you have liabetes"
Jason: "But I never lie"
Mark: "Right there. You are a carrier of liabetes"

liabetes by Browntown154 October 14, 2010

lickety split 

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.

Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!

lickety split by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

liketard 

A person who excessively "likes" Facebook statuses, photos and comments.

That girl just liked 7 of my status updates in a row." "Damnnn, she's a liketard.

liketard by bungalow9 January 5, 2011