Leafy

Now you may be thinking “Oh that problematic twitch streamer!” No no no, that’s “Leafyishere” this is just Leafy now let me explain it to you.;

A green colored lemon leaf from the YouTube series “Battle for dream island” which was made in 2010 but is also known as “Battle for BFDI” by most people

“Leafy stole dream island!!” “I ship leafy with Teardrop, cause firey’s lame!”

by bookina.wow September 5, 2021

Leafmentia

Leafmentia (orig. from Toronto, pronounced Leef-men-teea):n. A disease of the brain which affects Leafs fans only. People affected by leafmentia tend to be delusional and reality does not exist in their realm and are in constant denial. Symptoms include (1) believing that there is hope for their team, (2) feeling giddy when they win a game and (3) thinking that they are progressing when they are regressing. According to the Canadian Mental Health Association, 98% of Leafs fans are affected by this disease. Reports indicate there is no known cure although legend has it that a mystical Cup, not seen in Toronto since 1967, holds the cure.

Hendo- Hey longer, did you hear the leafs are only 6 points out of a playoff spot?

Longer- Josh, they haven't made playoffs in the last 5 years!!

Hendo- So? This good be it!

Longer- Dude, your suffering from Leafmentia!!!!!!!

by Hendo37 March 4, 2011

Leafy'd

A state of intoxication beyond recognition. One who gets 'Leafy'd' may reveal ones breast, call their friends 'fucking cunts' and cry on snapchat whilst preaching about God. May vomit in taxi, multiple times. May also smash a bus shelter.

"She got her tits out?"

"Yeah she was fucking Leafy'd"

"Did you see that girl doing the worm on the dance floor? She was beyond Leafy'd"

by LeafyMcQueefy July 16, 2016

Leaflicker

A rabid environmentalist that has gone beyond hugging trees to actually licking them

These people are leaflickers

by C Gaudet July 29, 2016

leafaholic

a person who is a pussy

we wanted to leave the house but they were being leafaholics

by my soundcloud is lil mama March 29, 2017

leaflet

A vagina of a woman who's had 4 or more children. You can hear it flap in the wind and smell it on a hot bus.

"Dude that milf I hooked up with last night had the biggest leaflet."

by paicadan May 17, 2018

leafhead

An individual or group who took an initiative to make their involvement with cannabis legal and extremely profitable 🚀

Mom Jonny’s not a stoner he’s a leafhead. He owns 5 cannabis retail facilities and a Hemp textile plant.

by @leafhead June 9, 2018