Circle Jerk

Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.

I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.

by Aaron September 29, 2004

jerkoff

a real jackass, messes with other people for their own amusement

guy 1: hey that guy beat me up for no reason

guy 2: that guy is a jerkoff

by kentaru September 29, 2009

jerk and curl

It is when a guy curls a dumbell in one hand and strokes his cock in the other.

Spencer was jerk and curling when Michelle called. He didn't answer because his hands were full.

by The Day is Mine October 2, 2007

jerk job

When things start out as jerking yourself off, and end with either a hand job or blow job.

When she found me fondling the morning wood, she joined in and swallowed. It was a jerk job.

by Vixxxen February 1, 2008

Jerk-off Diet

Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

by Black Foot July 9, 2010

Jerk-Hole

A combination for both words Jerk and Asshole. A male douche bag, that is self-centered, egotistical, and very spiteful. A jerk-hole always comes back and ask for forgiveness.

The Jerk-hole always misuse and abuse his chick.

the jerk-hole gets up with a hard on, when we just had a fight, how inconsiderate.

Jerk-Hole is similar to Jody from Baby Boy!!!

by PDub_1985 March 14, 2011

cl jerk

a craigslist seller who dosent leave contact information. a seller who doesn't respond to e mails or phone calls. a seller who sets up a time to meet and dosen't show.a seller who expects you to belive that all the bigscreen tv needs is a fuse. a seller who claims it worked last time he tried it, or it worked when you got it,and you somehow broke it. a seller who will sell something after you put down a deposite and have left to get the rest of the cash, and doesn't understand why you are pissed. ebay scamers gone local

the cl jerk thought i would buy his pile of junk without hearing it run first. his post has been up for 3 days and the cl jerk never did return my phone calls. i thought the guy was a cl jerk but he made things right. mikie the yorkie wishes cl jerks would go back to ebay.

by mikie the yorkie March 2, 2008