jason mewes

most legendary stoner ever. plays jay in kevin smith's movies (jay's sidekick silent bob played by smith), most noteably clerks, and mallrats. hes an out and out legend.

quote: "Fly, fatass, fly!"

by Minôir May 8, 2005

Jason Kidd

Wife Beater.
All Star Point Guard (arguably the best in the league) on New Jersey Nets (soon to be Brooklyn).

NewsFlash: "Kidd beats wife in parking lot- gets arrested after basketball game"

by Jenni April 5, 2004

Jason Kidd

To beat ones wife.

Did you see Sharon last night? Her eye is totally busted up, she must have gotten Jason Kidd'ed pretty badly.

by Kiddfan August 3, 2009

jamond

That one fucking dude that you can call when you are fucking drunk to come over and strip for you with his wash board and and muscular head

Damn this party needs strippers call Jamond

by Hurricane jay December 31, 2013

Jason Statham

When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.

dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?

by DadDick1 July 24, 2015

Jamonah

An overweight, moody black woman

That lady is such a Jamonah

by jamonahbrown1 June 8, 2011

Jason Browning

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.

John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".

by Lance the sad man January 10, 2013