crankersore

what you get when you get robbed trying to buy crank

that dude just got robbed hes fuking crankersore

by mavros April 26, 2006

crank tank

Someone who is a barrel full of grumpiness. Despite all actions to turn the tidal mood, this mammal refuses efforts on all fronts. Applying the phrase "crank tank" when referring to said offender will often remedy the situation, assisting the grump bucket in performing a 180 degree turnaround.

"He woke up from his nap in full crank tank mode. He was pouting like a grump-asaur!"

"That girl is walking the crank tank plank."

by ahwoodul May 29, 2009

crank

1) To sound good, really catch your ear, or make you want to start dancing or just vibe along with it. Usually refers to upbeat or mid-tempo songs, but can also refer to slow ones. Refers to songs and music, even if just a beat/rhythm or instrumental. Also could refer to a certain part of a song that you're really feeling.

2) To continually put out songs or albums that you think crank. Refers to the musicians/artists.

3) To put on lively, engaging performances. Also refers to musicians/artists.

1) Chillin' with a few friends and a song you're really feeling comes on:

"Yo, that joint CRANK!" (You might start dancing or just moving to the beat some kinda way if you feel like it).

2) "You heard that new B joint? Man, she CRANK!"

3) Person 1: "Hey, you going to that show?"
Person 2: "YEAH, man! I've seen them in concert before and they CRANK!"

by zardiva1 July 16, 2008

Crank

To crank is to cry and wank at the same time.

The boy's hero was on tv accepting a prestigious award, he cried as he felt so proud of his hero, he was also aroused and masturbating at the same time. Therefore the boy was having a CRANK or CRANKING

by Ambush Paddington November 4, 2008

crank

A powder form of meth, that that people snort. it then creates a chemical reaction in the brain and causes a person to get high.
Crank can cause severe mental and physical disabilities.
Crank is a yellowish white color.
Its can also be smoked through a pipe. Smokeing Crank is the hardest on your body and mind.

" yo biotch pass me a line of that there crank woman. Did i studder, p-p-passs me a line biotch!"

"Hey man, pass me that bowl of crank."

"woah maan, i think this chicks been crankin, you tear the panties and ill hold the legs!"

by Ross15 June 11, 2006

crank

The present form of the past tense Crunk. Use Crank while refering to a moment when you were Crunk.

Crank today, crunk tomorrow.

I was so crunk last night, I am so crank right now.

by Halbe September 23, 2007

Crank

A crappy prank.
Usually used when someone makes a crappy phone call.

-Who was that on the phone?
--Oh just another crank call
-Oh not that good?

by Zach Castanon January 2, 2009