Ass-Crotch

A disturbing hump that appears on fat old ladies crotches, looks like a second ass.

MEYER HAS THE BIGGEST Ass-Crotch EVER!!!!

by SMURF_THAT_HATES_MEYER July 9, 2004

crotchity

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.

That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.

by Mudd October 12, 2003

Pop Crotch

When your thighs get unnaturally cold from holding a cold beverage between your legs.A change of bodily position and/or drink location are key in noticing this phenomenon.

After holding my soda in my lap driving to work, I got wicked pop crotch when I finally got out of my car.

by Sooper Jon April 12, 2007

crotch rocket

fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio

jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !

by motorcycleking April 4, 2003

crotch-broth

a lady's love juices

after our night of passion together my bed sheets were covered in her crotch-broth

by lovebug April 4, 2003

Crotchbite

Crotchbite

crotchbit·ten, (btn) or crotchbit·ing, crotchbites

A disasgreeable situation.

A stroke of bad luck.

To actually bite someones crotch.

"Extra homework?! What a crotchbite!"

"Geez, they know? Talk about a crotchbite."

"HOLY CRAP, WHAT'S WITH THE CROTCHBITE?!"

by Robert "Zimarooski" Salazar February 12, 2004

crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.

by Orpus August 21, 2005