A description for one who has a brilliant mind and superior intellect accompanied by a boarder line creepy obsession with true crime and or all things mystery. They are probably bad at geography and measurement conversions, but what they lack in skill they make up in witty banter.

Hey, you listen to the Mystery a la Carte podcast too? Oh man, we're total creepophiles!

Creepophile by macultra March 20, 2019

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Creepin Jesus

Creepin Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.

They call him Creepin, Creepin Jesus.

Creepin Jesus by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2019

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Creefie

A photo which depicts persons photographing themselves. The subject of the photo is unaware they have been captured photographing themselves.

"That creefie of David Beckham and his kids just doesn't feel right."

"This magazine has absolutely no substance it's just one creefie after another."

Creefie by Sputafuoco September 15, 2014

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Creepjacketing

What you accuse someone of when they call you creepy cause u beat your wife and kids, get divorced, and feign mental illness to skirt paying child support on your disability checks.

"Bob is creepjacketing me, this isn't fair! My bitch wife had it coming!"

Creepjacketing by Big Old Steve January 3, 2022

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