Craftsman

A male in his early twenties who exhibits tool-like behavior such as almost constantly not wearing a shirt, cropped hair, fist-pumping, use of pseudo-ghetto phrases learned from rap, and an affinity for but lack of talent in sports, who seems to be, despite these massive character flaws, an alright guy.

Chris is definitely a tool, but she seems to like him, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he's a craftsman.

by Hulonus December 9, 2010

craftal meth

the addiction you experience from playing Starcraft or World of Warcraft

"John hasn't texted me back in days!"
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."

by jessplaysuke October 2, 2011

craftsterbating

Pinning multitudes of craft tutorials and projects to boards on Pinterest.com with no intention of ever making anything.

I'm craftsterbating so hard today — Martha Stewart AND Design Sponge put out these amazing tutorials for awesome crafts that I SO am going to make someday.

by thechimes December 17, 2012

crafthead

someone who plays minecraft for an extended period of time. This term is a portmanteau of "craft" (minecraft) and "Crackhead", denoting the addictive properties of the game minecraft.

I am a crafthead, and i'm proud of it. No wonder Microsoft wanted in on the minecraft and ported it to xbox 360. it has to be the best non-halo XB360 game ever, even though it's simply a shadow of the PC version.

by Not Aaron Krause January 23, 2014

craft room

A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type

Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.

Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.

Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.

That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.

by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014

Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016