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A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis November 11, 2015
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Chip: The party was fuckin' sick last night, feeling it today though.
Dave: Yeah, feeling pretty Britney '07 right now.
Dave: Yeah, feeling pretty Britney '07 right now.
by LouisLouis November 11, 2015
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