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chappie

A pair of assless chaps, usually bought by a woman with numbi-notes.
My GF didn't just buy some chappies, because she's not a slut. numbi-notes
by Merlin Webber December 7, 2009
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Chippy

the number one ranked player in all of the rhythm video game osu
chippy is so hot and good at osu oh my god kiss me
by Fredobeansun October 15, 2018
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chappelled

Overmanaging an outstanding creative talent in a way that drives them out of work,

Originating from Comedy Central Dave Chappelle drama
-Jimmy was an outstanding scientist; too bad he was chappelled out of school by Professor Horgan.

-Tiger Woods was about to be chappelled by his father til Tiger laid the smack down.
by paleface July 10, 2006
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chippy

One with a chip in the tooth; one who acts gay or annoying
Shut up, Chippy
by Me March 28, 2003
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Chappaqua

A hamlet in northern Westchester County, New York, replete, unfortunately, with illiterate antisemitic ingrates. A quiet, low-crime, high achievement enclave a short train ride away from any excitement, bustle, or, if you prefer, depravity.
I failed my preschool SAT's and can't get into private school, with its $30,000 per year per child tuition, and my low I.Q. put Stuyvesant out of reach, so my family had to move to Chappaqua.
by Chappaquack July 20, 2009
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Guers and chippy

A delectable combination of iced tea and potato chips which is used to fatten up retards in Schuylkill County. Guers and chippy serves a dual purpose, as it also manages to quiet down tubby mongoloids before their mid-afternoon nap.

Recipe:

Part 1.

Making of the Guers

Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers.

2. Preparation of Chippy

Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers.

One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".
Thelma: "Bily! Come get your Guers and chippy!"

Bily: "RAAAA!!!"

Junior: "Hwy doughs NOT leave SNOT on my couch today, Bilhwy!"

Lucy: Scratches asshole on carpet
by BirkyTeppoo April 5, 2009
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chippy

yo right now im feelin madd chippy i wanna go hug sum kangaroos
by triple gangster x November 7, 2010
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