A hamlet in northern Westchester County, New York, replete, unfortunately, with illiterate antisemitic ingrates. A quiet, low-crime, high achievement enclave a short train ride away from any excitement, bustle, or, if you prefer, depravity.
I failed my preschool SAT's and can't get into private school, with its $30,000 per year per child tuition, and my low I.Q. put Stuyvesant out of reach, so my family had to move to Chappaqua.
by Chappaquack July 21, 2009
The congresswoman's meet-and-greet was canceled again after threats of gunplay by the local TEArrorist Party.
by Chappaquack January 14, 2011