Super Bidet

The process of sucking water up in your PP than pushing out water at power hose levels of strength of speed into the partners ass cleaning it out like a bidet

Guy 1:Dude I Super Bidet her ass so good I saw water shoot out her eyes

Kid: dad I don't want to know this

by Yeah you know who I am March 23, 2021

Texas bidet

When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.

More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.

I couldn’t get all the poop off so I had to use the Texas bidet

by Thetexasbidetcreator April 4, 2021

Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.

After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.

by Jeromeo November 2, 2021

dry Biden

A long and nasty smelling non-poop producing fart.

Shirley was walking along when she ripped a dry Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021

joe bidened

to get so drunk that you begin to slur your words and lose motor skills

After his breakup, he wanted to get joe bidened tonight to forget his pain.

by kingslatt November 18, 2021

O'bidenite

A person who suffers from such a horrible case of TDS they voted for an Alzheimer patient.

Dude, Sam is such an O'bidenite. So afraid of "mean tweets".

We have O'bidenite Sam to thank for the cheep gasoline and inflation.

O'bidenite Sam was mugged by a migrant on the beaches of the Rio Grande. Silly O'bidenite.

by J.R. 1 December 7, 2021

Aggressive Bidet

When someone eats the others butthole out with vigor.

Oh my god, Jessica gave me an Aggressive Bidet last night, I came very hard!

by Filthy Hoe December 20, 2021