yo that's beat

A phrase to describe something that is repulsive, foul, or downright nasty.

Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.

by weedwaccer March 9, 2011

Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Discreet Beat

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.

My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.

by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011

Mnky on the beat

Used when the beat is absolute fire. The attributes of the beat are so unbelievably insane, they provoke the listener to utterly obliterate and annihilate all of mankind and leave only mnkys.

Listener 1: yo, that beat was fire dog!
Listener 2: Facts bro, mnky on the beat fr fr.

by MmmCAC December 19, 2020

Big beats

When you’re at the optimum high, so high you’re in another dimension

Big beats are the best

by Foreign Swagger July 26, 2023

beat the baby

It is a dance.(where they constantly have both hands and move in up and down mid air from there upper thigh.)

Kayla,beat the baby!

by Ask the G.O.A.T January 16, 2018

quick beat

having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.

I need a quick beat.

by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009