non-happy

n. The phrase when you're too unhappy to say unhappy properly

"What's the antonym of 'happy'?"
"Non-happy"

by TT-TT November 22, 2021

happy paper

Paper that makes one happy, meaning money. aka mullah, dinero, etc.

Man, i really need some happy paper right about now.

AGH! that man stole all of my happy paper!!!!

by Jesss June 09, 2005

Happy Wheels

Online flash game game made by Jim bonacci. He's making a sequel, but the original was made in the late 2000s. You need to make it to the finish line alive, and at any cost to your health. You can get your bike crushed, so crawl the way there.
No limbs, no problem. The captions in the image are edited in, and originally said by the video recorder.
It's available at totaljerkface.com (not a joke link for real)

Dude: let's see if I can beat the top replay on this happy wheels level.. wait no replays.

by evanultra01 February 20, 2020

happy vagina

this is a vaginea that is really really happy, like as if it was getting the hot sex or a new pair of shoes!

i broughtr my girlfrind over and she had a happy vagina when we had sex due to my penis it was a joyful occasion

by wallis and futuna islands September 13, 2006

Happy T!

A phrase made popular on homestarrunner.com. It was put on the website for Thanksgiving 2002. Because of that, some argue that the T stands for Thanksgiving.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Happy T!

MARZIPAN: Happy T, everybody!

STRONG BAD: Happy freakin' T... losers.

BUBS: Happy dappy T, everybody.

STRONG SAD: What are we all talking about? I mean, "Happy T?"

COACH Z: Horpy Tor!

STRONG MAD: HAPPY T!

by Phillip F. November 21, 2005

Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

by Finalpoet February 07, 2019

happy chap

A non-evolutionary specimen of amiable nature. The happy chap doesn't just remain a stationary happy chap, it spreads the glorious feelings of happity chappiness to all corners of the world, so that all Vitamin D deprived PCers and MACers out there have a source of inspiration in their daily utorrent/gaming lives. The happy chap is a universal symbol of happiness and love. And no, the happy chap does NOT- for the record- facebook/tweet. The happy chap does not require such meddlesome technologies to spread its happiness around the world.

Some guy: Hey! I saw a happy chap the other day! It was like...life changing! I felt happier than when I beat that alien boss on level XVII in &*^@%&*!!
Other guy: Yeah! The happy chap is THE dude of the century, man!!
Another guy: Yeah!

by I AM YOUR PET RABBIT November 01, 2010