Suicide pact

An agreement between people to either commit suicide OR an agreement between people to prevent suicide

Type1) I’m just done I want out

Type1) yeah same let’s just go kill ourselves,suicide pact?

Type2) I’m gonna kill myself

Type2) if u do I will
Type2) I don’t want u to die so I won’t kill myself

Type2) I won’t either

Type2) is this a suicide pact?
Type2) yeah

by Edgygooseboy June 12, 2018

Suicide by Slut

Someone who ruins their life by sleeping around in a stupid, careless, and self destructive manner.

The congressman was committing suicide by slut when he took those tranny hookers to the pay by the hour motel just three blocks down from the local tv station.

When Greg told us he doesn’t use condoms with the skanks he brings home from the bar we all knew he was committing suicide by slut.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

joke suicide

when somebody kills their own joke

Person 1: *tells funny joke*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*

by carolion May 8, 2014

ATM Suicide

Prior to putting the gun into the throat, one inserts the gun into their asshole.

Mr. and Mrs. Bieber, im sorry but your son Justin committed ATM suicide.

by Carltin May 18, 2014

prenatal suicide

an alternative term for a miscarriage.

"Wasn't she pregnant?"
"Yeah, but the fetus committed prenatal suicide."

by Moggraider May 27, 2008

the suicide bomb

While receiving fellatio you hold your partners head down and without informing them you ejaculate into their mouth screaming JIHAD!

Partner: Tell me when you are gonna cum.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.

by LFT April 26, 2008

suicide door

A car door whose hinge is near the rear of the car rather than near the front of the car. So called because it tends to fly open if caught by the wind (especially in the case of poor panel fit or an open-top car that does not channel air efficiently) rather than shutting right away, causing the car to become unbalanced at speed and leading to numerous other possibly fatal results, such as the car being thrown to one side and crashing or an occupant thrown out of the car.

They used to put suicide doors on a lot of cars in the '20s, but now we know better.

by Airrider October 10, 2009