Spud

The great vegetable that everyone loves

Spud the vegetable the kick’s broccolis head off

Unlike broccoli who is hated

by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023

Snurd

A large, egg-laying mammal with a trunk, no legs, and big spots. Snurds live in rivers.

"Did you see that snurd in the river back there?"
"That snurd looks like an elephant without legs."

by Snurd June 6, 2024

sourdough nibbler

1. A type of pretzel.
2. Men who perform felatio on ladies with yeast infections.

Bob loves it when Nan has a yeast infection. He's a real sourdough nibbler.

by Hardlow June 17, 2024

Sourdoughing

The act of utilizing your flesh ferret to shoot your white gravy into the slime cave of a woman with a yeast infection. Let it simmer until a loaf of sourdough bread comes out.

Dude 1: Is anybody hungry?
Dude 2: yeah, I was sourdoughing my girl last night. It stank but, give it another hour we can break some bread.

by Cave dwellers July 7, 2024

Spud

Someone who has not yet joined Anvil Gym for just £5.

Hey, have you heard about Clarence not joining Anvil Gym for just £5?
Haha, yeah mate, he’s such a spud

by Rhejsjsifje February 20, 2024

Spud man

An evesham establishment particularly frequented by a certain Mr Porridge O'brian

Willo: yo kris if youve got a free after lunch you wanna go to spud man?
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else

by Gwinear September 23, 2024

Spuddles

A good cunt

Good spuddles

by Saving private Ryan March 11, 2025