Spurd 

A spurd is the term used for the aftermath of when someone has had unprotected anal sex resulting in an ass filled with semen:

A sperm turd.

I fucked Becky in the ass last night and this morning she had a massive spurd.

I am so going to need to take a spurd after that fucking!

Spurd by Thespurdinater September 25, 2011

SPURD 

Spurd, the opposite of a stud offen referred to as a spurd.
Spurd, to be ill equipped to attract potential mates.

"you ain't a stud, you're just a spurd"

SPURD by Knowledgeable peanut October 17, 2021

Spurd Taping

Using a wooden spoon to insert a turd in to a "dirty whores" mouth and then quickly securing the mouth with duct tape. Often used by "dirty bitches" during intercourse to heighten the pleasure of anal penetration. Long time advocate and active receiver of spurd taping is Tracy S. who is quoted as saying "Spurd taping is for when ass to mouth just isn't good enough."

Tracy loves it when there is spurd taping at a party because there's nothing like leaving the taste of shit in your mouth.

Spurd Taping by raven 52386 February 12, 2015

Spudboy 

A term used with affection by Devo fans to refer to fellow fans or members of the band. It is an ironic term, as Spudboy is used in several songs to refer to devolving conformists. It plays an intrinsic part in the complex, devolution via technology philosophy behind the band's music.

"I am just a spudboy, looking for that real tomato"

"You're a Devo fan? I'm a Spudboy too, YAYZ!"

Spudboy by wyldesage August 24, 2011

Spud cline 

One who insist on talking about him self. With no credability to back it up. They would also use buzz words constantly to try to lend ones self credible as an educated human.

1.Hey do you know spud cline.

2. Yea I think I do he's the D bag who can't stop talking about him self.

1. Yep that's him.

2. What a tool bag.

Spud cline by Bad ass fireman September 16, 2013

Smurder 

The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.

"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel

Smurder by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017

Norwegian Spud 

A rare species of potato, found by the florist Dr Spud, the first of the spud family. There is only one case of this known to mankind, called Ninki. She lives among us in the society of the North Shore Private schools. She has an incredibly boring life and you cant help but feel sorry for her, and her addiction to books. As evident in the script below, she can be overdramatic and hypercritical.

Sara: Hi I’m Sara and along with my fellow host Becksi, we’ll be hosting NINKI IS THE BEST today.
Becksi: Hey everyone!
Sara: Today, we’ll be interviewing none other than THE NORWEGIAN SPUD
(wild cheers and applause - enter Ninki, waving humbly)
Ninki: Thank you!

Becksi: how are you?
Ninki: Oh, splendid darling!
Sara: Well, that’s really pretty...
Ninki: Aww shucks.
Sara: Pretty ugly!!
Becksi: Sara!
Sara: lol sorry, You’re pretty
Ninki: Am I really?
Sara: ….Yeah?
Ninki: Or are you just stringing me along?
Sara: NO!! I would never-
Ninki: You already did your damage. Too little too late
Sara: Ninki-
Ninki: Save your words for court! When we fight for custody!
Sara: I have a son?
Ninki: no, I have a daughter! And it’s not yours
Sara: WHAT?
Becksi: It’s mine
Sara: I don’t understand
Ninki: That’s right it’s becksi’s, but I’ll fight you in court. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Sara: ha
Ninki: What? Why dost thou laugh so?
Sara: I find it strange, typical or perhaps hypercritical…
Ninki: What?
Sara: You blame me for stringing you along and yet here you stand
Ninki: I’m sorry
Sara: Too late, I have cancer. I have one month left to live
Ninki: Then lets spend this last month together
Sara: No, I’ll spend it with Becksi, my one true love
Becksi: That’s right b*tch
(Becksi and Sara walk out, arm in arm. Ninki splutters in the background)
Ninki: but I’m the norwegian spud
(Has a heart attack)
(Dies)
THE END

Norwegian Spud by rfjiownfvorbvujsbre November 29, 2018