Spurdog 

Someone who has a partner, girlfriend or significant other, but often engages in an emotional affair with another person. Whilst they engage emotionally with the person, the Spurdog avoids engaging in activities which could result in him/her being accused of cheating. Activities common to a Spurdog include snuggling, texting late at night and chatting via Instant Messaging applications such as Facebook chat.

It is a digression from the term "Shark" which tends to give the emotional cheat a feeling of power and elegance. Instead it refers to the Squalus genus of shark, a lowly bottom feeder with the colloquial name "spurdog".

I spy a spurdog.

He's not really gooing to sleep with her, he's just a spurdog

Spurdog by David sneaken October 31, 2010

spurdo 

/'spur:d(o)/

1. a school of filosofi focusd on making others hapPy
with out ultErior motives of self promoution oDer than Own happines
2 a virtue opposite of virtue signalink

spurdo filosofiana on paska puhetta

spurdo by -nyymi May 19, 2022

spurdo 

a swedish boy that likes lily
spurdo also like pewdiepie

he has a swedish friend called LOPPAN

hello discord server
spurdo

spurdo by THE REAL LOPPAN June 10, 2017

spurdoinge 

a bungee cord in english slang

can you pass me a spurdoinge to tie this down?

spurdoinge by jj13! October 14, 2023

Sourdogged 

Getting absolutely owned, obliterated and disrespected by the notorious Sourdoggie.

Bro you just got sourdogged!!

Sourdogged by Wilbur B. Watts January 20, 2024

Spurdo Spärde 

Non-Opinionated (NPOV):
A Finnish Bear, resembling a beaver/capybara hybrid with walrus tusks, that has it's roots in 4chan and Yilauta forums, that is known for it's satirical misspellings, and the ":DDD" in every end of each sentence. It was since 2008~2009, when an attempt of a Pedobear is poorly drawn, that is made to mock the newcomers of said forums, which often flooded the site with "hackneyed" reposts, with the materials being Pedobear and the captions being stylized in all caps.

(Copied from KnowYourMeme.com)
The thread struck a chord with the rest of the community and spawned a variety of drawings and photoshopped images based on the Pedobear character, which were meant to mock the unrefined sense of humor often associated with teenager on the Finnish web.

The mutation progressed throughout the thread, with the character's name changing from "Pedobear" to "budro poar" and "pedros spora" before becoming known as "Spurdo Spärde."

Inside Joke:
Spurdo Spärde :DDD is de sbegies of dhe ebinness, dhad inhabided :DD dhe sburdo-iv sysdem, whigh is barallel do dhe real world :DDD

"I knew people had to censor words on TikTok, but literally nothing could have prepared me for learning that they censor the words like Spurdo Spärde"

Tumblr Posts: I want to put FAMOUS FIGURE in hospital
Twitter Posts: Disagreement Detected, Assemble the 100% Templar Association
TikTok Posts: seggs benis :DDDD Spurdo Spärde :DDD Sprölölölölölöl Haha Benis xDDDDD :DDD :DDDDD :-DDDDDD :DDDD :DD xDD xDDDD

Spurdo Spärde by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024