SNURD 

The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.

Are we going out snurding today love?
The weathermen say it's going to be cracking the flags!

SNURD by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004

Snurd 

A fusion of snow and dog waste (turd) often seen during a thaw.

*Mark Saunders Definition*

Mark: "Why's that snowball brown?"
Izzy: "Must've been a snurd"

Snurd by Izzyyy :) February 3, 2009

snurd 

a snotty kid that acts like a real turd.

If that little snurd was my kid, I would kick his ass!

snurd by maverickdallas July 4, 2010

snurd 

when someone shits in the bath and pokes it down the plughole with his big toe

coombesy is a snerd

snurd by rob coombes October 7, 2003

Snurd 

To sneeze so hard that you shit yourself, more commonly known as a sneeze-turd. Not to be confused with a snart.

"Damn dude, its allergy season and I know I'm just gonna shnurd this year."

".... and then I snurded right there in her office!"

Snurd by InspectorSlap June 8, 2015

Snurd 

A large, egg-laying mammal with a trunk, no legs, and big spots. Snurds live in rivers.

"Did you see that snurd in the river back there?"
"That snurd looks like an elephant without legs."

Snurd by Snurd June 6, 2024

Snurd Gurgling 

Verb: The process of snorting ejaculate through one's nose, only to spit it back up again through one's mouth.

Etymology: Derived from the root word to "snur" which means to snort with one's nose.

While having gay, coked-up sex, Tony removed his penis from Brian's ass and shot his load onto the table where they were doing coke. Both Tony and Brian then begin snurd gurgling the hot, coked up load.

Snurd Gurgling by Brian Schilling December 10, 2004