The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basic grammar the person learned in elementary school.

The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.

spuddlegruncher by yo yo g January 13, 2020

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spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.

Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.

spuddle by floflumpit January 31, 2010

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Spuddle

To cause trouble, to bicker. A verb (Spuddler), one who spuddles

Young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for 'spuddling'

Spuddle by Oxford Concise Dialect December 22, 2004

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Spuddle

This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.

"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"

Spuddle by Anonymous June 11, 2006

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