potato cannons 

The plural form of potato cannon.

"Look at how many potato cannons I've built!"

potato cannons by KP July 14, 2004

Potato Sacked 

When you get teabaged by a person with gigantic testicles.

Holy shit! car accident?
No..got potato sacked...

Potato Sacked by Diego the beast November 21, 2007

couch potato warrior 

A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.

Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.

couch potato warrior by Guido1 May 31, 2009

couch potato 

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

couch potato by reee master May 15, 2020

sneaking out potato 

To search for a hidden vegetable, then sneaking it out of the room with nobody noticing

"I was sneaking out potato...That was when he saw me"

sneaking out potato by Pseudomynous Rex August 28, 2017

self-potato 

1. Spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. A terrible Wheel-of-Fortune guess.

Woa! That's the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! What a parns.

self-potato by zonnila August 28, 2010

Potato farmer

Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling

That guy is a real potato farmer

Potato farmer by Blackie Robinson August 14, 2016