A merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh.
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it.
Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.
(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe.
A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake.
Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu.
Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it.
Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz.
(the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius)
Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of.
Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
Howard- 'oh dear, look Gregg, I don't know you'
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
Old Gregg- 'oh ya know me, ya seen my downstairs mix-up!'
Howard- 'yeah, i didn't ask to see that did I?'
Old Gregg- 'what did it mean to ya to see that? did it mean you love me?
Howard- 'no it didn't!'
Old Gregg- 'could ya learn to love me?'
Howard- 'no i couldn't! i don't love you!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- No i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya do love me'
Howard- 'no i don't!'
Old Gregg- 'ya love me, and ya see me and ya know me, I'M OLD GREGG!'
Howard- 'yeah i know you are, you've told me 89 times now!
by Vince Noir & Shrimp Eyes February 13, 2021
Get the Old Greggmug. Used car or motorcycle that's been around the block a few times, but is still serviceable enough.
The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.
The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.
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Get the old bagmug.