Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022

The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019

Old Cock

When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed

Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.

by OwDo May 12, 2021

old six

The old six is the player who are outside the team or play very stealthy.

I got killed by an old six.

This old six is an idiot.

You are an old six.

by WTFWTFWTWF January 12, 2023

The Olde 57

When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.

"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."

by T3rm1nator1000 March 09, 2023

Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!

Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement

by Boonshanka November 09, 2019

old bag

There's no bag like an old bag, there's no bag I know...

Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.

Most old bags belong to the bitchin' and moanin' (B&M) club.

by Jimbo Creamer July 25, 2010