Nice guy

something that doesnt exist

nice guy? never gonna happen

by someoneyoureallydontknow September 27, 2010

Nice Guy

A Nice Guy is a young or middle-aged male who believes a woman owes it to sleep with him out of gratitude for basic courtesy, like opening a door or not calling her names. Believes only men who look like Abercrombie & Fitch models or possess immense fortunes ever get laid -- or at least, he keeps saying that in order to feel like there are more womanless men out there than there really are. Routinely blames women for his inability to develop and sustain relationships; or to get to a third date even. Frequently tells himself and other Nice Guys that women like to be beaten, raped and called names -- and that's why they (the Nice Guys), cannot get dates. Hides violent pornography under the floor boards. Faced with the fact that none of the women he finds attractive want to date him, concludes that there must be something wrong with women.

Joe is a nice guy, he deserves to get laid!

by SochiKid January 24, 2010

nice shirt!

a pointless, meaningless story.

Person A: The other day, i went to the store and got something for 3.50. I gave the guy $5 and he gave me back change.

Person B: nice shirt!

by pollynoodles September 12, 2009

Nice Guy Syndrome

When a poor nice guy can't get a girl to like him just because she
- already has a boyfriend

- thinks he is completely unattractive
- doesn't like his personality
or because he
- is a total neckbeard
- doesn't understand social cues
- is probably a brony, furry, etc.
- calls himself a "pickup artist"
- wears a fedora everywhere he goes

A neckbeard says, "I can't believe Stephanie won't dump her boyfriend and be my girlfriend. Girls always go for the douchebags when they could have a guy like me who will love them and respect them!"
His non-neckbeard friend replies, "Dude- you've totally got Nice Guy Syndrome! Go jack off to My Little Pony or some shit."

by 33thanksnothanks33 May 10, 2018

nice dick

A statement given to one dude to the next if his game has earned him a hook-up, phone number, date, or money.

basically speaking: dick game proper

guy: "dude i hooked up with this girl an she gave me some gas money"
friend: "nice dick"

guy: "you know that girl from that last party? i hit it"
friend: "Nice dick

by Max Dickin May 4, 2008

Nice guy

heterosexual version of the gay friend; i.e. the funny, cultured, witty lad a woman hangs out with until she falls for an arsehole she's actually attracted to.

Jessica: So, what did you do over the week-end!?
Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually...
Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!??
Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!

by Antiochus November 9, 2007

nice apples

A compliment to a female regarding her breasts, whee the breast are the apples.

Used in a context as such: "Those are nice apples"

Used in a context as such: "Those are nice apples"

by TheDr. October 26, 2013