4 definitions by Antiochus

Nice guy

heterosexual version of the gay friend; i.e. the funny, cultured, witty lad a woman hangs out with until she falls for an arsehole she's actually attracted to.

Jessica: So, what did you do over the week-end!?
Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually...
Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!??
Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!

by Antiochus October 24, 2007

Apple

You bitch. Apple is a fruit, and not a motherfucking definition to be searched here. If you are reading this you're retarted

Wow! Look an apple! I don't know what that is!

by Antiochus March 14, 2020

Apple

You bitch. Apple is a fruit, and not a fucking definition to be searched here. If you are reading this you're retarded.

Wow! Look an apple! I don't know what that is!

by Antiochus March 14, 2020

Yeet

Yeet is a word of extremely high power as well as extremely versatile. Once the speaker has uttered this word, a sort of force will surge through his/her body.
Generally means to:
1. Throw something with much strength
2. Also Used To impart confidence before an uphill task

3. Also used to mark the start of something
4. Also used as a sign of dejection

Past tense (hotly debated) : yote, yeeted
Present: yeet

Future: yought

Definition 1:
Bro I was so mad I lost that game I just wanted to yeet my PC across the room
Definition 2:
Midterms are coming up. Yeet.

Definition 3:
We have a group project to do ladies and gentlemen, Yeet!

Definition 4:
I got an F in my Platypus-Duck breeding Class. Yeet.

by Antiochus March 14, 2020