Ninja boot 

noun.
- condition or state of having a poon crease
- when a woman wears excessively tight pants that split her sweet spot
- a female frontal wedgie

Natalie: Did you see the ninja boot just walk by?
Jason: Oh no, I missed it! She had a major camel toe going on though . . .

Ninja boot by jgusc213 September 15, 2005

ninja foot 

crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.

Oh man, I know you saw that honey in the bathing suit with the ninja foot.

ninja foot by Your Mother's Lover October 6, 2002

ninja mortgage 

Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets.

A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence:

No
Income
No
Job or
Assets

Without income, a job or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became subprime when peeps couldn't refinance their loans.

These peeps are now ninjah

Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ?
Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up!
Borrower: Awesome!

ninja mortgage by ptr March 4, 2008

ninja please 

Used to replace negro please, which in-turn replaces nigga please.

LaFonda: you trifflin' ho!
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*

ninja please by pAge June 5, 2005

Ninja Movers

Is an organization composed of ninja-like humans, this is usually the effect of too much watching of anime.

e.g. Naruto

Girl: Help me

Ninja Mover 1: dont worry we'll help you i am windking
Ninja Mover 2: By the power bestowed on us, I am firelord
Ninja mover 3: We were created to.. , I am Tidehunter
ninja Mover 4: To eliminate the evil, I am Earthshaker
Ninja Mover 5.: and bring peace to the world, I am ThunderKing..

We are the Ninja Movers..

Ninja Movers by Ninja Moverz Founder December 21, 2010

ninja smoke 

To dissappear or leave with out being noticed. Taken from the myth of Ninjas using smoke to dissappear. Used as either a noun or verb.

Will: Where did Laura go?

Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed

ninja smoke by disfunktedfish September 11, 2006

ninja sturb 

Combining the skills of a Ninja and the pleasure of sturbing, a ninja sturb is a stealth sturb. Often used when your roommates are in the room or just for the challenge.

My roommate came home early so I had to ninja sturb while he wasn't looking.

I ninja sturbed while watching a movie with my girlfriend, that way I could call her ugly her when she couldn't get me up later.

ninja sturb by braunbj October 26, 2004