Macross

Macross is an original anime series produced in Japan in 1985 by Studio Nu. It is centered around a gigantic space fortress called the Macross that crashes on earth in 1999. It attracts the attention of another alien spices, who then attack Earth in an attempt to gather the secrets of the Protoculture onboard the SDF-1.

A translation of Macross can be found in the US under the name Robotech. Be sure to look for the Macross Saga.

“Any anime fan who knows they’re sh*t, knows what Macross is”
-unknown

by Ranger March 31, 2004

Microsoft

A large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.

Josh: "I'll just get on with some work..."
Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"
Josh: *I'll just ignore him, and he'll go away*.... *starts to type*
Microsoft Paperclip: "Do you want to write a letter?"
Josh: "No."
Microsoft Paperclip: "Okay, do you need some help with that?"
Josh: "NO! NO! NO I DONT FUCKING WANT SOME HELP! PISS OFF!!"
*clicks on hide, paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...*

... 2 minutes pass ...

Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"

by RICCARD October 9, 2005

Microsoft minute

Microsoft minute
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noun
1. any amount of time that is significantly longer than a minute.

2. a period of time that is longer than projected or promised.
3. any amount of time spent while staring at spinning circles, especially when something is expected to happen afterwards.

I waited in line at the DMV for what felt like a Microsoft minute.

by Bancheis January 25, 2017

microscreening

When a Bronx Science student tries to hide their krunker.io game by shrinking the window and using the alt+tab function to hide it from Mr. Rainford

"Dylan stop microscreening before I give you a zero for the last three months of projects

by WolverineEye6969 February 28, 2020

portable microwave

Another name for a vagina

Dude, I want to heat up my sausage in her portable microwave

by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016

microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

by Peter October 28, 2004

macrohard onfire

the opposite of microsoft office
macro - micro
hard - soft
on - off
fire - ice

bro 1 - "dude i just realized. macrohard onfire is the opposite of microsoft office"
bro 2 - "brooooo"

by dawagabriel January 19, 2022