Mashed

Not having game/charisma and or being messed up in something.

"Ngl bro I don't think she likes me , I think I'm mashed."

by Iamfleek0 August 14, 2024

Mashed

To say sweet things about someone.

Troy mashed about me to his friends.

Omg he was mashing about me so hard on text I was blushing

by mypfp April 01, 2024

Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.

Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.

by RainbowHugger February 18, 2011

Toe-Mash

When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.

Toe-Mash YUM...

by GoGurterHuman December 28, 2021

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Sour Mash

When bourbon is made in a distillery and you can smell it from miles away

“Wow it really smells like sour mash outside”

by Leevro May 05, 2019

Dani mash

Dani mash is a cool girl. Usually a stunner with a jiggly tushy. Likes to watch shows but doesn’t like to finish them. Coolest person and very talented. Has tons of talent, enough to break her glass shower door on hersef

I wish I could be Dani mash

by Kingsley gribble November 12, 2020