manbearpig

Half man Half bear Half pig ;a figment of Al Gores imagination

An allusion to Al Gore's campaining on global warming used on the show south park

Manbearpig is a figment of al gores imagination because he has no friends

by brian yeah i'm that brian December 28, 2007

Manatee Feeding

The act of shoving food into one's gullet in public in a manner which makes other's lose their apetite.

"Look at that fat bitch totaly Manatee Feeding off that popcorn!"

by Melcryptovestimentaphiliac August 18, 2008

manbearpig

A fat creature resembling a cross between a rotting turd, vomit and a whale. Avoid at any cost as these people will eat you whole in your sleep. Often smells like moldy vagina

Stuart: I've got a new girlfriend

Ben: eww bro stay away she's a manbearpig

by illicitintoxication September 7, 2016

Manatee

An uncommon insult describing a fat induvidual.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in that video I sent you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a manatee"

by Nunnayabuisness November 24, 2016

managersplaining

Managersplaining is a neologism for situations where micromanaging management personnel such as apartment managers or managers at a job overstep the normal boundaries of the purview of their pertinent "subordinate management" scope, and start condescendingly doling out priceless advice on just about any aspect of the life experience that exists outside their realm of expertise It is related to ultracrepidarianism and paternalism. The narcissistic belief is "I am a leader in one area, so I am a leader in all areas."

"I received a mass-emailed communique from the CEO today containing a blathering, managersplaining essay on "the real meaning of Thanksgiving." I was unaware that I worked for a company that produces Thanksgiving providence; I thought we made socks."

by hronked September 10, 2018

Manateed

An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony

Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

MamaBearKon

MamaBearKon is the toughest ball player in the streets. He once got the oppurtunity to beat the owner of toronto PslayerD. MamaBearKon is a sharpshooter and owns Fred Vanvleet.Stay strapped around MamaBearKon

Artin:Yo MamaBearKon coming we so fucked no more soccer. Marko im so worried right now.
Marko: According to my calculations if we exit the scene right now we can avoid MamaBearKon

by PslayerD May 2, 2021