Definitions by illicitintoxication

manbearpig 

A fat creature resembling a cross between a rotting turd, vomit and a whale. Avoid at any cost as these people will eat you whole in your sleep. Often smells like moldy vagina

Stuart: I've got a new girlfriend

Ben: eww bro stay away she's a manbearpig

manbearpig by illicitintoxication September 7, 2016