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A fat creature resembling a cross between a rotting turd, vomit and a whale. Avoid at any cost as these people will eat you whole in your sleep. Often smells like moldy vagina
Stuart: I've got a new girlfriend

Ben: eww bro stay away she's a manbearpig
by illicitintoxication February 19, 2016
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